The Wolf Girl
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BITCH PLE-
SPIDER IN THE BATHROOM

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She rolled her eyes pushing slightly on him as he leaned. “Well maybe I will!” Jumping a bit at the sudden poke she glared daggers at him. “I’m sorry to say that I really am a fighter and it won’t be easy getting me to say it, so don’t hold your breath.” As she talked she began poking him repeatedly emphasizing the last part of her sentence.

He chuckled, tickled and annoyed by her pokes, grabbing her hand and holding it tight.

7: Well… *he leaned in* Show me just how much of a fighter you are. Any way you can, stun me. Right here and now.

Of course, he left himself wide open in various places, his pride overwhelmingly large at this point. For now, his face was near hers once more, with a small smirk as he stared into her eyes.

She pulled back on his grip with a grin. “You sure are asking for it,” she closed in on him letting her hand guide its way to his shoulder her eyes never wavering. “but if you insist.” she let her hand glide seductively down over his chest. Then curling her fist in a split second she landed a solid punch right beneath his chin. She wasn’t much of a close contact fighter so she hoped that would do the trick.

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7: But first, we have to get your clothes.

He chuckled, and once she was beside him, bumped his hips against hers hard, humming as if nothing happened. He proceeded to put in the code to send them back down to the lounge so that they could pick up her clothes.

Not expecting the bump she stumbled off to the side. Straightening up she turned to him with a glare giving him a hard poke in the side. “I think your are deliberately trying to get your butt kicked aren’t you?”

7: You are going to have to submit to the alpha soon. He doesn’t have much patience. And besides… *he blushed at this, but pressed on nonetheless* You called the alpha your mate. You should be proud. *he turned around and winked at her* I know I am.

Red spread across her cheeks but she only snorted and crossed her arms in defiance while looking off into a corner. “Well you really have a job on you then because where you have no patience, I hate losing. So I plan on keeping my word of not calling you alpha, whether I declared you my mate or not…and I never said I wasn’t proud.” Her blush grew slightly deeper in color.

He shuffled closer to her, leaning on her a bit.

7: Then voice it more often… I would like to hear it. 

Of course, they were probably the same shade of red by this time, but his more primal instincts as hunter took over, making him still be the annoying bastard that he was.

7: You’re going to have to get used to calling me alpha, you know.

And with a smirk, he nudged her in the abdomen playfully.

She rolled her eyes pushing slightly on him as he leaned. “Well maybe I will!” Jumping a bit at the sudden poke she glared daggers at him. “I’m sorry to say that I really am a fighter and it won’t be easy getting me to say it, so don’t hold your breath.” As she talked she began poking him repeatedly emphasizing the last part of her sentence.

centumplagaxxv:

princess-of-beasts-and-gods:

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7: But first, we have to get your clothes.

He chuckled, and once she was beside him, bumped his hips against hers hard, humming as if nothing happened. He proceeded to put in the code to send them back down to the lounge so that they could pick up her clothes.

Not expecting the bump she stumbled off to the side. Straightening up she turned to him with a glare giving him a hard poke in the side. “I think your are deliberately trying to get your butt kicked aren’t you?”

7: You are going to have to submit to the alpha soon. He doesn’t have much patience. And besides… *he blushed at this, but pressed on nonetheless* You called the alpha your mate. You should be proud. *he turned around and winked at her* I know I am.

Red spread across her cheeks but she only snorted and crossed her arms in defiance while looking off into a corner. “Well you really have a job on you then because where you have no patience, I hate losing. So I plan on keeping my word of not calling you alpha, whether I declared you my mate or not…and I never said I wasn’t proud.” Her blush grew slightly deeper in color.

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princess-of-beasts-and-gods:

“Hmm well I guess if you really liked the color red then maybe that would be okay.” She walked stopping in front of the elevator waiting for him to do whatever he needed to. “So how big are these dragons that we will be going after? I really have no idea what to expect so I’m excited.” She said grinning.

7: That’s why I said we would study up on them. Dragons come in different shapes and sizes. *he came up and called the elevator* Some benign, others destructive. 

He sighed, keeping a small smile while leaning on one of the walls. 

7: And they also come in various sizes. Some as small as your hand, and others impossibly huge. 

“Hmm I see well there is one problem to this studying, I can’t read, so you might have to just tell me all about them.” She crossed her arms and leaned up against the opposite wall. “Well I hope we see a really big one then. The bigger the better.”

7: It doesn’t matter. We don’t really read, anyway. We have moving pictures!

And with that, the elevator was called to them. He walked inside and offered his hand to her again.

7: I guess this is the part where I beat your ass again, correct?

She lifted an eyebrow, “Moving pictures?” Watching him walking in she followed but stopped before his hand. With a confident snort she strolled in and stood beside him. “Hardly this is the part where you submit to me and finally give in.” She still was a bit nervous of the elevator but she felt much better having Kla’ Ooth with her.

7: But first, we have to get your clothes.

He chuckled, and once she was beside him, bumped his hips against hers hard, humming as if nothing happened. He proceeded to put in the code to send them back down to the lounge so that they could pick up her clothes.

Not expecting the bump she stumbled off to the side. Straightening up she turned to him with a glare giving him a hard poke in the side. “I think your are deliberately trying to get your butt kicked aren’t you?”

centumplagaxxv:

princess-of-beasts-and-gods:

centumplagaxxv:

princess-of-beasts-and-gods:

“Hmm well I guess if you really liked the color red then maybe that would be okay.” She walked stopping in front of the elevator waiting for him to do whatever he needed to. “So how big are these dragons that we will be going after? I really have no idea what to expect so I’m excited.” She said grinning.

7: That’s why I said we would study up on them. Dragons come in different shapes and sizes. *he came up and called the elevator* Some benign, others destructive. 

He sighed, keeping a small smile while leaning on one of the walls. 

7: And they also come in various sizes. Some as small as your hand, and others impossibly huge. 

“Hmm I see well there is one problem to this studying, I can’t read, so you might have to just tell me all about them.” She crossed her arms and leaned up against the opposite wall. “Well I hope we see a really big one then. The bigger the better.”

7: It doesn’t matter. We don’t really read, anyway. We have moving pictures!

And with that, the elevator was called to them. He walked inside and offered his hand to her again.

7: I guess this is the part where I beat your ass again, correct?

She lifted an eyebrow, “Moving pictures?” Watching him walking in she followed but stopped before his hand. With a confident snort she strolled in and stood beside him. “Hardly this is the part where you submit to me and finally give in.” She still was a bit nervous of the elevator but she felt much better having Kla’ Ooth with her.

centumplagaxxv:

princess-of-beasts-and-gods:

“Hmm well I guess if you really liked the color red then maybe that would be okay.” She walked stopping in front of the elevator waiting for him to do whatever he needed to. “So how big are these dragons that we will be going after? I really have no idea what to expect so I’m excited.” She said grinning.

7: That’s why I said we would study up on them. Dragons come in different shapes and sizes. *he came up and called the elevator* Some benign, others destructive. 

He sighed, keeping a small smile while leaning on one of the walls. 

7: And they also come in various sizes. Some as small as your hand, and others impossibly huge. 

“Hmm I see well there is one problem to this studying, I can’t read, so you might have to just tell me all about them.” She crossed her arms and leaned up against the opposite wall. “Well I hope we see a really big one then. The bigger the better.”